Patrick and JB sharpen their red pencils to evaluate the first half of 2013's Hollywood season. The good, the bad, the weird, the unsung, and the overrated. Nothing escapes their purview.

Mac immerses himself in the new Tomb Raider game. Dave and Erich detail their Injustice story-mode experience. Daryl is plowing through Ron Moore and David Eick's Battlestar Galactica. Michael dives into LEGO Lord of the Rings. Dave is confounded by the path Mad Men's Don Draper is taking. Reviews of Superman: Unbound, Aquabats! Super Show! Season One, In Search Of: The Complete Collection, and Body Melt. Plus! Can Warner DC hope to compete with Disney's Marvel cinematic universe? What should the next LEGO game be? Great robots. Completely unnecessary biopics. Anti-climactic final showdowns. Metal spikes on flesh or clothing.

As Melissa expresses her love for Shane Black's IRON MAN 3, Michael reacquaints himself with an older grumpier Arnold Schwarzengger. Plus! The Wachowski's Cloud Atlas comes to home video, Netflix runs silent, Hulu offers a feast of bad movies, Barbara Walters retires, Fox creates a 24 event series, Seth Meyers succeeds Jimmy Fallon, JJ Abrams shoots Star Wars: Episode VII in the UK, and running down network TV cancellations and renewals.

On this week's exciting episode, Jon channels his inner Superman with INJUSTICE: GODS AMONG US, Steve beams up a copy of STAR TREK, and Kev relaxes on his SUMO beanbag chair. In the news, THQ orphans find a home, Microsoft sets a date, Futurama dies (again!), and much more! This episode brought to you by "Not so Silent" alarm systems. When you positively have to let the people know that the evil of Silent Hill is coming, this bad boy will have them cowering in the church long before the walls melt.

It's that time of year again! Join Dave, Mac, Erich, and Daryl as they tear through Hollywood's slate of sequels, prequels, remakes, and cash grabs, in an attempt to set box office records. Brought to you in glorious 3D audio! (Not really, but we're contractually obligated to say that).

Patrick and Adam are here to ((clap)) pump you up, count the veins in Dwayne Johnson's non-existent neck, suffer through Mark Wahlberg's acting, and deconstruct the sports-crime-buddy-action-comedy Pain & Gain. Don't be a girly man! Listen and learn!!

This week, Clark spotlights the music of British composer Ron Goodwin, offering stirring selections from such films as Where Eagles Dare, Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines, Battle of Britain, Submarine X-1, 633 Squadron, Murder, She Said, and Murder at the Gallop.

Melissa catches up on TV season finales, as Michael keeps on acting. Plus! Iron Man 3 blitzes the box office, Baz Luhrmann's garish The Great Gatsby arrives in style, Eli Roth is trapped in an underground Chilean nightclub, Steve McQueen makes his Great Escape in HD, Bryan Singer ties up the loose ends of Fox's X-Men franchise, Marvel confirms Doctor Strange will kick off "Phase 3," Al Pacino's creative dispute leaves Universal scrambling, Mr. Rogers gets a biopic, while Brad and Angie agree to get hitched.

On this week's action packed episode, Jon plays around on PSN and discovers GUACAMELEE, while Steve tackles the last Wii title worth talking about as he ventures into PANDORA'S TOWER. In the news, EA shutters studios, mommas cry, gamers wring their hands in angst. This episode brought to you by smooth tasting Ultra Roundhouse light beer. With only two calories per bottle, your Zangief physique won't go all E. Honda after a night out on Shadowloo Island.

Patrick and Mark go post-apocalyptic on Joseph Kosinski's Oblivion, Tom Cruise movies, and the problems with generic sci-fi.