Melissa returns from a weekend at Downton Abbey, Michael crucifies Jim Henson's Labyrinth, Pixar and the Afro Circus dominate the box office, fluffing up Magic Mike, Eugene Levy shacks up with Tyler Perry's Madea, a review of Kevin Smith's new internet series Spoilers, The Exorcist comes to the stage, and all the latest arriving at the movies, on TV, DVD, Blu-ray, books, music, and theatre.