Melissa takes the Oscars to task for snubbing Ben Affleck, while Michael shovels 10 inches of New England snow and random entertainment industry bullshit. Plus! Twilight owns The Razzies, A Good Day to Die Hard tanks in week two, Jack slays all sorts of Giants, Barbie goes high brow, Bruce Willis inherits the mantle of Charles Bronson, James Marsden battles Ron Burgundy, and Megan Fox beds Michael Bay and the Turtles.