Powered by limitless contrarian a-holery, Judges Dave Johnson, Dan Mancini, and special guest Chief Justice Michael Stailey, dare to stir the hornets nest of fandom for The X-Files, Lost, and other such mythology-drenched shows by proving that none are capable of sustaining multi-season story arcs and delivering satisfying conclusions.

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