Kent and Michelle reflect upon 15 years of marriage, campers vs. motorhomes, a horrible swimming experience, analyzing the Twilight franchise, Taylor Lautner's Abducted and more upcoming fall movies, and a review of Green Lantern.

As the east coast bails out from Hurricane Irene and half our staff deals with power outages, we offer a somewhat appropriate flashback episode. Join Dave, Dan, and Steve, as they attempt to defend the universally reviled Kevin Costner epic Waterworld. Good luck gentlemen. You're going to need it.

Mac has layers but does not live in Worcester, Erich is still disturbed by his The Fly / The Fly II double feature, Dave is underwhelmed by this season of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Plus: Reviews of '80s cult horror flick Bad Dreams, Twilight Zone: Season Five (Blu-ray), and Bangkok Knockout; Villain freakouts; Making your own changes to the Star Wars: Complete Saga (Blu-ray); and camping with a Saved by the Bell character.

Boldly going where many have gone before, Patrick and company attempt to out trek the Trekkers with their f-ing of JJ Abrams' Star Trek.

The Dixon Bros. -- Kent and Tim -- join forces to defeat kidney stones, dissect Star Wars on Blu-ray, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Hollywood franchising, the 10th anniversary of 9/11, and more. BTW, we apologize in advance for the quality of the audio.

Clark wraps up his four-part series on the music of the the Harry Potter franchise, by featuring Alexandre Desplat's work on The Deathly Hallows Parts I and II. On the review portion of the program, Clark offers his thoughts on the Fright Night remake and a selection of new DVD and Blu-ray releases. Enjoy!

This week, Dan, Dave, and Michael settle in for the first annual OWMC Film Festival, but only after a hearty discussion of the new Conan the Barbarian, the original Conan films, Bangkok Knockout, and the current state of the Asian action film genre.

Dave and Mac offer up a streamlined episode, focusing their attention on $200 movie tickets, Boston's Twilight convention, new Ben 10, going retro with Airwolf: The Movie, worst movie location to raise a child, and scenes that crack you up no matter how many times you see them.

Behold! As a wild ass in the desert, Patrick and Mark go forth to their work, F-ing the Hell out of David Lynch's sci-fi epic Dune. Let's just hope they don't attract the worm.

Michelle flies solo once again, as the summer comes crashing to an end, with health and job crises. But there's still time for reviews of Rio, Soul Surfer, the disappointing adaptation of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, and some recent trailers.

Clark delivers part three of his four-part series exploring the music of the Harry Potter franchise. This week, Nicholas Hooper's surprisingly understated contributions to Order of the Phoenix and Half-Blood Prince are examined.

Dave, Dan, and Mac dissect the genre's potential, overwhelming presence, and underwhelming execution.

On this week's action-packed episode, Erich rises to the challenge of reviewing the new Planet of the Apes flick, Michael envisions a Blues Brothers Saturday morning cartoon, Dave discovers Seinfeld in HD, Dexter: Season Five's bonus features go AWOL, John Carpenter's movie monsters face off in celebrity deathmatch, and the boys plot out a rather boring prequel to Willow. BTW, a very special thank you to Tom from Chicago who sent Dave a copy of the original Willow book and cassette.

A man in a really nice camper wants to put Patrick and Erich on a podcast to F-the-heck out of Tom Hanks' directorial debut That Thing You Do! Hey, it's no Larry Crowne, but what is... right?

Clark continues his exploration of the music of the Harry Potter franchise, offering selections from John Williams' Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, and Patrick Doyle's Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Additionally, the sci-fi thriller Rise of the Planet of the Apes is reviewed. Enjoy!

On this OWMC-approved episode, Dave and Dan travel back in time to denounce their own critical opinions for movies they once loved -- Independence Day, Modern Problems, Con Air, The Fly (1986), The Karate Kid III, Superman II, and more.

Kickin' it old school, Dave and Mac dodge toddler heckling and intrusive phone calls to discuss Cowboys and Aliens and Marvel Comics' The Ultimates; reviews of Cowboy Bebop: The Movie, Dylan Dog, and Clash; clunky spacesuits and dope roller skating.

In its new Thursday time slot, F This Movie joins Jon Favreau's big screen battle between Cowboys and Aliens. Saddle up with Patrick and JB, as they attempt to find some common ground with which to wage their Spielbergian war. It can't be too tough a fight, since they were nearly KO'd by The Smurfs.

Clark travels to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, beginning a four-part series featuring music from each of the Harry Potter films. This week, John Williams' music for Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone and Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Enjoy!

Dave and Dan return from their self-imposed exile, dripping with testosterone and ready to sink their reviewing incisors into the summer's most macho period pieces -- Ironclad and Captain America.